Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a dick in my butt
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On a playground is where I put dicks in my butt
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all
Puttin' some dicks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' dicks in my butt
I got in one little dick and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to-get-dicks-in-your-butt"